After thinking about this, it seems that I love quoting stupid comedies…depressing dramas just aren’t fun to quote a lot!
1) Zoolander: “What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read… if they can’t even fit inside the building?”, “They’re break-dance fighting!”
2) Old School: “I see Blue, he look’s glorious.”, “Once it hits your lips, it’s so good!”
3) Napoleon Dynamite: “I spent like three hours doing shading the upper lip.”, “How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?”, “I like her bangs.”
4) The Princess Bride: “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die. “, “Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam..”
5) Office Space: “Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler…”, “Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.”
6) Scary Movie 2: “Polly want a cracker?” “Polly want your momma’s sweet ass.”, “Lord, help me release this demon! ”
7) Coming to America: “The royal penis is clean.”, “Let’s hear for my band, Sexual Chocolate.”, “I’m McDowell’s. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick.”
8) Pulp Fiction: “Bring out the gimp”, “Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him… and says, Catch up.”
9) The Benchwarmers: “Biyatch yesterday!”, “My wife is the only one who gets to twist these man titties.”
…and our current favorite quotable movie…
10) She’s the Man: “I can do this. I am a dude. I am a hunky dude! I’m a badass hunky dude!”, “She gives good nod”
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