1) Hit my grandmother with a cup. That was an instant spanking right there.
2) Ran away from home with my two sisters. I came back about 15 minutes later
3) Smoked in 6th grade. My sisters were traumatized.
4) Stole money from my mom’s piggy bank
5) Combined my mom’s perfume into one bottle
6) Tried to jump over our fence. Got a nasty cut.
7) Pushed my cousin Kathy out a window. Or so I’ve been told.
8) Poured a can of Pepsi on my cousin Vern’s head. Or so I’ve been told.
9) Gave a girl a papercut in kindergarten because I was jealous that she had her ears pierced
10) Thought it was cool to be Wonder Woman 3 years in a row for Halloween

Next Week: 10 Plans for this Summer

There are so many to choose from…but I’ve narrowed it down to 10 - celeb and non-celeb…

1) wilwheaton.net - the original ‘celebrity’ blog.
2) faux-toe-rama - Redpac’s photoblog, it’s one of the best out there - great photos AND funny as hell. Check out the archives.
3) whatabloggingpollak - I can always go here for a good laugh, she makes even the most normal events into a comedic production.
4) Margaret Cho - I love her. She’s not afraid to say what she thinks, and her posts are always interesting.
5) Michele - The prom queen of the internet. Everyone either wants to be her, or be her best friend. But it’s well deserved - she updates all the time and always sparks food for thought.
6) Zach Braff - There’s a boyish charm about him, and his posts are hilarious. And how could you not have loved him in ‘Garden State’?
7) bumblebootie - She updates frequently, there’s always something new on her moblog, and I steal pics of family events from her site when I forget to take them. She also posts songs there that I’ve never heard before.
8) Legends of the Drunken Master - How did this guy get to be such a pimp? There is always pics of him on here with pretty girls and posts about partying. What a life!
9) Korean Ryan - An American living in Korea to teach. I’ve always been interested in cross cultural differences, and he runs into a ton of them there!
10) Go 2 the Start - Her life experiences are so different from mine - she travels all over the world, I travel all over the US. A good read!!

Honorable mention - Tara, for pimping me out on her blog as her inspiration for blogging (well, something like that)

And of course, my blog is my favoritist of the favorites. If that’s even a word.

Next week: 10 stupid things you did as a kid

1) Tiramisu
2) Sushi (Eel, sweet shrimp and Salmon)
3) Chili Cheese Fritos
4) Graeter’s Ice Cream
5) White Chocolate Raspberry Truffle Cheesecake
6) Shrimp with Lobster Sauce
7) Gyros
8) Chocolate topped Krispy Kremes
9) Steak
10) Coco Wheats

Next week: Ten favorite blogs (spread the blog love!)