Archive for October, 2004

Ten Great Halloween Costumes

Monday, October 25th, 2004

1) Blair, from ‘The Facts of Life’ dressed up as a witch - the Blair Witch
2) The Scooby Gang is always a cute group costume
3) My ‘Little Red Riding in da Hood’ getup a couple years ago
4) The Steve Bartman costume
5) The Shower costume from ‘The Karate Kid’
6) The Disney Tigger and Pooh costumes
7) My highly controversial “Knocked Up Slut Nun” costume. Some Catholic Organizations just don’t have a sense of humor!
8) Claudine’s Dinosaur costume - made for kids, but it fit her perfectly - she got herself a fiance out of that night!
9) Jerry’s home made Underdog costume
10) The Petco Dog Vampire costume

Next week: Ten Things You Want to Do Before the End of the Year

Ten Really Scary Movies

Monday, October 18th, 2004

Halloween is just around the corner, and one of my favorite things to do is invite some friends over and watch a scary movie (but not TOO scary because I’m a chicken).

So in the mood of the season, share with us your top ten scary movies!

1. Event Horizon
2. The Exorcist
3. The Exorcist III
4. The Ring
5. The Amityville Horror
6. Candyman
7. The Omen
8. The Blair Witch Project
9. Jaws
10. Silence of the Lambs

Next Week: Ten Great Halloween Costumes (that you’ve been or that you’ve seen)

Ten Favorite Quotes from the Movies

Tuesday, October 12th, 2004

I’m in a rush, so I’ll give a short list of mine and finish it up later:

1) “I love that you get cold when it’s 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose when you’re looking at me like I’m nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it’s not because I’m lonely, and it’s not because it’s New Year’s Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.” - When Harry Met Sally

2) “What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can’t even fit inside the building? ” - Zoolander

3) “Shorty: Hey! Wuz up, little guy? Polly wanna cracker?
Bird : No, Polly wants yo momma’s sweet ass! ” - Scary Movie 2

4) “You, you have weak ankles. One of your calves is bigger than the other. Too much makeup. Not enough makeup. What’s with the skin? Say it with me SUNLIGHT. Male cheerleaders, enough said. Smile. Don’t smile. Ah, good tone and general musculature. Report those compliments to your ass before it gets so big it forms it’s own website! And you, I take you to be the captain, which means you’ll probably need more work than anybody. ” - Bring it On

5) “My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” - The Princess Bride

6) “The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.” - The Usual Suspects

7) “You’re so money and you don’t even know it” - Swingers

8) –”I’ve already wasted my whole life. I want to tell you with my last breath that I have always loved you. I would rather be a ghost, drifting by your side as a condemned soul, than enter heaven without you.” - Crouching Tiger, Hidden Drag

9) “For years in this industry, whenever an African American character, hero or villain, was introduced - usually by white artists and writers - they got slapped with racist names that singled them out as Negroes. Now, my book, “White-Hating Coon,” don’t have none of that bullshit. The hero’s name is Maleekwa, and he’s descended from the black tribe that established the first society on the planet, while all you European motherfuckers were hiding out in caves and shit, all terrified of the sun. He’s a strong role model that a young black reader can look up to. Cause I’m here to tell you, the chickens is coming home to roost, y’all. The black man’s no longer gonna play the minstrel in the realm of comics and sci-fi fantasy. We keepin it real, and we gonna get respect by any means necessary. ” - Chasing Amy

10) “Nobody puts Baby in a corner.” - Dirty Dancing

Next Week: Ten Really Scary Movies