Olympics Best and Worst - Beijing Edition
Friday, August 22nd, 2008I did this for the Winter Olympics in Torino, so I thought it might be a nice tradition. I’ve been watching quite a bit of the Olympics, though I don’t have the time or strength to watch it all the time. All in all, this has been an INCREDIBLE Olympics, from the political drama to Michael Phelps quest to the stories that fall in between the cracks, it’s been a good two weeks.
Here’s my highlights:
- Best Part of the Opening Ceremony - to me, it had to have been the Tai Chi. Their lines were incredible, and it made me realize that we could never do anything like that in the US. We’d have people sticking out all over the place!
- Worst Opening Ceremony Outfits - Come on, Hungary, what were you thinking? Such beautiful girls looked like they were forced to were outfits from their grandmothers’ closets.
- Best use of Humans During the Opening Ceremony - Seriously, how did they do that Cube/Bouncing Block thing…even after the third time of watching it, it baffled me how they could have done it so perfectly, making waves with the blocks at different levels - there weren’t even any real beats to the music!
- Worst National Case of Milli Vanilli - Poor Yang Peiyi, not deemed cute enough by her country to sing at the Olympics. I feel for ya, girl.
- Best Unspoken Requirement for Men’s Gymnastic Teams - that you need to have at least one hot guy. See below for samples:
- Worst Follow-Through of Trash Talking - The French Men’s 4×100 freestyle relay team, saying "We’ll smash the Americans" before the race, and ending up second behind the Americans. What makes the victory even more sweet was the NBC commentators saying that the US team had no chance…which brings us to…
- Best 46.06 Seconds Ever - That was the time that Jason Lezak swam his incredible anchor leg of the 4×100 freestyle relay. When he was the first one to touch the wall I literally screamed in happiness.
- Worst Time for an Interview - Right after 15 year-old diver Haley Ishimatsu learned she didn’t make the finals, she was interviewed by NBC. Even before the interview started I could see her eyes were puffy, and I could feel it coming. Poor girl could hardly answer any questions she was so emotional. She was a good sport and said the right things, like, "It was a great experience, I had fun" etc. But I think that the press should let people have time for their emotions, especially ones so young.
- Best Post Olympics Plans - Misty May and Kerri Walsh want babies. Walsh: "We need a baby…it’s that time." May: "We need the team of the future!"
- Worst Show of Happiness at Getting a Silver Medal - Alicia Sacramone. Such a pretty girl, and I know that she felt the weight of the loss of the gold medal on her shoulders. But come on! You’re at the Olympics, and you’ve got a silver medal, more than most of the Olympians that you stood on the field with during the opening ceremonies could ever hope to get. Cheer up, sourpuss!
- Best Sport to be a Volunteer For - When Kerri Walsh lost her wedding ring while blocking a spike, the Chinese volunteers brought in volunteers and metal detectors after the match to find it. One lucky guy found the ring, and in return received some US flags, some Olympic pins, and a pat on the ass by Kerri Walsh.
- Worst Second of the Best 9+ Seconds Ever - Was it really necessary for Usain "Lightning" Bolt to stretch out his arms and celebrate during the last second of his 100m dash? Watching this kid run is like watching me run against Ben - he makes it look so easy when he beats these amazing athletes. What would have happened if Bolt ran the whole way? How low would he have brought the world record? Now we’ll never know. However, I don’t agree with the IOC reprimanding him for being a poor sport - this guy is making the sport exciting! If you’re going to reprimand someone, reprimand China for lying to get the Olympics.
- Best Reaction After Getting Your World Record Smashed - Michael Johnson, 2 time Olympian and previous 100m record holder, punched the air, laughed, jumping and shouting "Oh my god!" as he watched Usain "Lightning" Bolt run and win the 100m dash. Although he has no longer the record holder, Johnson was totally excited to see such an amazing race.
- Worst Cover-Up - The Chinese gymnastics team saying that their athletes are 16 years old. When you’re going to fake documents so your team can win golds, the least you can do is google them so you can delete any reference of their ACTUAL ages. You may censor the internet in your country, but the rest of the world can still find these things out.
- Best Random Facts Blog - Yahoo’s "Fourth Place Medal". They answer such obscure questions like, "Why do divers shower after diving?" (to keep loose), "What is that black stuff on Kerri Walsh’s arm?" (kinesio tape that supports her muscles) and "Who was that really hot chick with Paraguay during the opening ceremonies?" (Leryn Franco, javelin thrower).
- Worst Case of Team Unity - Both the men’s and women’s 4×100m relay teams DROPPED their batons in the qualifying heats. Nice.
- Best Den Mother - Old lady Dara Torres (I kid!) went up to one of the officials during one of her semi’s. Why? To ask the official to hold up the race while a fellow competitor changed suits after finding a rip. After talking to the official, Dara talked to the other girls (because seriously, to Dara these were girls half her age) and told them to stay loose as they waited. It was obvious that they respected her. Once the race started, she took first in her heat, eventually winning silver.
- Worst Show of Sportsmanship - Swedish wrestler Ara Abrahamian dropped his bronze medal on the mats in protest. I don’t care if you thought you were wronged - go through the correct channels and suck it up while you’re on the podium and walking off.
- Best Moment I’m Glad I Missed - When German weight lifter Matthias Steiner won his gold, he took out a photo of his wife who had died in a car crash and held it with him on the podium. I swear, if I watched that, I would have cried. Man, it makes me a little misty even posting the picture. (and speaking of Misty, Misty May dumped some of her mother’s ashes on the volleyball court after their gold medal win)******
- Worst Example of Getting Jinxed by the Media - Since the beginning of the games, NBC had been talking about how the Olympic Committee was going to get rid of women’s softball, probably since the US women had won all of the gold medals since it was included in the games. Why keep a sport where one nation was unstoppable? Then irony rains down in the form of a Japanese women’s team with an incredible pitcher. They beat our girls and made them cry. Goodbye softball.
- Best Genuine Smile - Shawn Johnson, after winning gold in the balance beam. All week she has smiled and hugged as she’d been surpassed by her team mate Nastia Liukin and various Chinese gymnasts. When her team fell apart, she kept a smile on her face and stayed cool. Unlike others, she smiled during the team medal ceremony. But once she knew she got that gold, it was a different smile altogether! A well deserved win for someone who didn’t pout and stayed positive during the competition. I remember her smiling and waiting patiently to be the first one to hug Sandra Izbasa, who beat her top floor exercise score on the last routine.
- Worst Use of Media Passes - After Michael Phelps got the record for most golds, he climbed up the stands to hug and kiss his mother. however, he had a hard time coming back down because the press (or shall they be called paparazzi at this point?) had swarmed around him, leaving him no room to move. He had to actually say, "Come on, guys" just so he could get back down to the pool. Several times during the games I’ve seen photographers get way to close to the athletes…it’s annoying.
- Best Reason I Like Michael Phelps - (I know that makes no sense, but it had to start with "best", right?) Yes, I know he broke Mark Spitz’ record. Yes, I know he’s arguably the best Olympian ever (but come on, Carl Lewis was in 4 Olympics and won in 2 different events - running and long jump). But to me, Michael could have been a guy that was full of himself and was going to waste his money away on booze (hello DUI!) and women. Until I saw an interview with Bob Costas and his mother (not Bob’s, Michaels!). Bob had asked Michael’s mom why she was going back to work as a school principal, and as she answered, Michael was looking at his mom with what could only be described as a look of pride. He then said that to his mom, her kids (referring to the school children) are everything. It made me melt a little to see him talk so proudly of his mom.
- Worst Try At Making an Interview All About You - In an arranged interview with Phelps and Mark Spitz, Mark tried every way he could to talk about himself. From talking about meeting Phelps in Athens several times (which I’m assuming is a dig for not being invited to Beijing this year) to saying that he was the inspiration for Michael’s quest for gold, there was one thing that was clear with Mark…it’s all about ME! ME! ME!
- Best Event that I’ve Only Seen Five Minutes Of - I was flipping through the channels yesterday and came across the Rhythmic Gymnastics team event. The Chinese team was doing a routine with a rope, and let me tell you, it was beautiful! They were tossing them up in the air to each other and catching them, winding it around one of the girls and lifting her in the air…it was so pretty! But that was one of the last routines they had, so I didn’t get to see much more. I’ll definitely try and catch it tomorrow morning, er, night, ugh, this time difference confuses me!





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