Bathroom Candy
Posted on July 26th, 2006 by Yano
Overheard in the ladies’ bathroom at the movie theater:
girl: Hey mommy, what’s that? (pointing to the tampon/pad dispenser)
mom: Um, it’s a candy machine
girl: ohh! candy! I want some!
mom: Oh, well, it’s empty.
girl: But I want candy!
mom: Fine, I’ll get you some outside.
girl: Mommy, why do they have a candy machine in the bathroom?
mom: I dunno, I guess some people get hungry when they want to go pee.
girl: That’s weird!
mom: I know…let’s go!
The mom shouldn’t have said candy…she should have said, “It dispenses brussel sprouts” or something like that.
I can’t wait for the day Benjers asks me that. I’ll just say flatly “Women bleed from their vajayjays. This is where they buy stuff to keep it from ruining their nice pants.”
The other day in the ladies public bathroom I had the opposite experience. A mother was telling her young child to remember to not to sit down on the seat without putting paper down first. That in itself was fine, but then she proceeded to go into the reason why. Because you can get gonorrhea.
Lovely.
oh boy… is he gonna be the kid running around saying: “boys have patoytoys, and girls have vajayjays.”?
hahahahhaaha!!!
I think that is one of the grossest things that you have ever said..
Wait until Ben is big enough to go into the bathroom with Dave and then come out and tells you that Daddy peed in a sink(urinal).
Christine,
You’re not really going to tell BenC. “it’s” called a “vajayjay?” LOL! That’s too cute! And all this time, I thought “it” was a “whoo-whoo?”
LMAO! Thank you so much for the laugh. MY lil man came out once and said “Daddy peed on the wall”. first time he saw a urinal. ahahaha.
Urinal??? I thought that is where guys washed their hair? Learn something new every day!
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