A Celebration in the Seas

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Since Aqua didn’t like the picture I posted of him, saying that he looked ‘too serious’, I’ve posted another, happier, picture of him.

A big Happy Birthday goes out to my friend Sam, a.k.a. “Aquaman”, who prides himself in being my Best New Friend of 2005. I would have posted a picture of the two of us, but looks like I don’t have any. (well, not any good ones where one of us doesn’t look like they’re going to sneeze) So this one will just have to do, a picture of Sam doing what he loves - drinking. I would also throw in a whole bunch of accolades, telling you all what a great guy he is, his mad baking skillz, yada yada, but I don’t want to turn this blog into an Aquaman fan club.

Hope you have a good day, BUDDY, one where you’re dreated like a king and you don’t have to deal with any drama.

Because old men don’t handle drama well.

A Day That Will Live in Infamy

I admit, I love watching ‘Dancing with the Stars’. I would like to say that I have nothing better to do when I’m on the road, but I’d watch it at home if I was there, too. Anyway, just wanted to share a chat with y’all that I had with my fellow traveling coworker.

t-dawg : Are you really there at this time of night?
yano : i’m in my hotel room
yano : :)
t-dawg : Me too!
yano : heh heh
t-dawg : Where are you?
yano : jackson, ms
yano : watching ‘dancing with the stars’
yano : i’m addicted
t-dawg : Me too!!!
yano : haha
yano : they’re so harsh to poor joey mcintyre!
t-dawg : I’m in Philly
t-dawg : I think Joey’s the best. he really enjoys it.
yano : my favorite is jon o’reiley
t-dawg : He’s great too!
yano : oh no! (at this point they’re revealing who is getting kicked off the show)
yano : please let it be rachel!
yano : please please!
t-dawg : She’s sucky!
yano : i dont like rachel
yano : i don’t know why
t-dawg : She lost on Gilligan’s Island, and now she’s looking for more money.
t-dawg : She should have never left Rod.
yano : Whew! (rachel ends up being the one kicked off)
yano : ahh
t-dawg : Yeah!!!
!
t-dawg : We just shared a moment!
yano : i think we did!
yano : :-D
t-dawg : Where were you when Rachel Hunter was kicked off of Dancing with the Stars?
yano : i was talking to t-dawg!
t-dawg : You’ll never forget!

Call Me Beelzebubbette

Stole this off of Wakka.

Fragile

Thursday Challenge : Fragile


This stained glass window was made by David Maitland and his daughter Helen Armstrong in the late 1800’s. It’s in the Faith Chapel on Jekyll Island, right off the coast of Georgia, and has a pretty interesting story:

The image depicts the Adoration of the Christ Child with an unusual twist: it prophesies the Christ Child’s future. The second wise man is dressed as a Roman soldier. The third wise man bends to the ground, more in mourning than adoration, and along with the jar of myrrh, he lays out a crown of thorns.

Jackson, MS, Where Dreams Come True

I’m here in what has become my second home, Jackson, MS. The South is a pretty good place to be. People are really friendly, the food is good, and it’s a pretty easy going place. Here’s a couple observations from my days here so far this week.

Turn the Other Cheek

I was heading out the elevators on my way to work from the hotel. I heard the ‘ding’ of the elevators as I approached, so I sped up. As I came upon the elevators, there was a woman who was already inside. She made eye contact with me as I hurried to the elevator. She made no move to stop the doors as they were closing, no gesture that she was even going to try.

Grr.

So I hit the down button, hoping to get another elevator soon.

Lo and behold, the same elevator opened, the woman still standing in there, looking a little frazzled as she was searching her purse.

What she may not have remembered is that you need a key to go between floors in our hotel, and it was obvious that she didn’t know where hers was.

I triumphantly stepped into the elevator, pulled out my card and asked sweetly, ‘I’ve got my card, where do you need to go?’ She looked at me with thankful eyes and told me the floor number. I felt a little bad that I was mean to her in my head, because she was so grateful. But still, is it so hard to hold up the elevator for another person?

There’s No Sex In the Concierge Room

I’ve been to Jackson several times in the last couple months, and every time I come here I have access to the concierge lounge, since I have a frequent guest number for the hotel. Sadly, I’ve accumulated enough points to be a silver member.

Anyway, every time I come here I have problems getting into the room, pretty much everyone does. About half the people who try getting in have their keys fail on them. I’m sure people have complained, but it hasn’t changed. Before, there was this awesome lady that worked the room who would just let us in. She had even saved us some dessert one day.

This week, though, is a new guy (who we found out is actually the old guy), and if a keycard didn’t work, he would give you the first degree. He’d take down your room number, call down the front desk, make sure that you’re allowed in there. Not only that, but he would do it EVERY TIME. I was there one day, he told me that I should go to the main desk and get my card re-done. I came back the next day, and once again, it didn’t work. “Did you go down and get your card re-done?” Um, no. Then he rolled his eyes and wrote down some notes in his little notebook. Bah!

Later that night I got my keycard re-activated (I never had a problem with my hotel room, just the concierge lounge). We went up to try it again and it worked. He then became a totally different person, offering us dessert, telling he had just brewed some flavored coffee, wishing us a good night. I guess membership has its privileges.

I’m Old, but not THAT Old

This week we’re working with clients to test out the software, and I’m around doing some reports, but also to help out. I was working on some stuff, when I heard “Um, Miss Christine?” I half heard it, and didn’t react.

“Miss Christine?”

Waitaminute….is she talking to me?

I turned around and looked at the woman, who was looking at me.

“Uh, yeah?”

“Miss Christine, I have a question about something, can you help me out?”

Wow. That’s the first time I’ve been called Miss Christine. That was totally weird.

If You Dream It, They Will Fry

We went out to a restaurant in Jackson, where we had a nice light meal of homecut potato fries, deep fried sliced pickles, oyster po’ boys, muffalata and sweet tea. Our conversation was about how they pretty much deep fry anything in the south, from twinkies to okra to snickers bars.

As we were leaving, we saw a sign that pretty much explained almost every place we’ve gone to in Jackson - “If you can dream it, we can fry it!”

I believe it.

People in St. Louis Hate Me!

I was noticing my ‘Vote for Derrek Lee’ thread getting a lot of Lee hating and Pujols lovin’ today, and I was wondering what was going on…so I checked my stats and I found this link:

St. Louis Today Forums

First of all, I’m not a guy! Second, I’m not delirious. I just love my team and I think that someone else deserves a chance to make it to the All-Star game.

Some people can be really jerky.

Because of this, I’ll tell you all out there to vote for Derrek Lee in the All Star Game again.

Top 10 Reasons They Don’t Like You at Work

I found this article on MSN, thought it was pretty interesting. As I read these, I can think of several co-workers that fit some of these points *cough**big mouth sam**cough*, as well as some that I fit, too (#3). It’s funny, yet not funny.

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Top 10 Reasons They Don’t Like You at Work
By Kate Lorenz, CareerBuilder.com Editor

When you walk into the breakroom, do the lively conversations stop? Do the groups quickly disband as everyone scrambles to head back to their offices? Do you think to yourself, “Was everybody’s break really over or were they just trying to avoid me?”

If any of the following situations describe you, these might be the reason you feel left out:

1. “The sky isn’t really blue — it’s actually cyan”
Do you incessantly spout unnecessary or obscure information that would make Cliff Clavin from the TV show “Cheers” jealous? Lose the “know-it-all” attitude or you’ll make a career of lunching alone.

2. Chains of Love
Are you never around because you’re always out on a “smoking break?” Limit your puffs to standard break times.

3. Workaholic Wannabe
Do you mosey in late, take extra long lunches, and don’t really start to roll-up your sleeves and dig into some serious work until about 2 p.m.? Then, do you make sure everyone sees you working past 5 p.m.? Well you’re not impressing anyone; rather you’re annoying those who already have put in a full day before you even get warmed up.

4. People Magazine Office Edition
You’re very good at filing away information about everyone in the office! If you want to keep friends, learn to keep a secret.

5. Devil’s Advocate
Do you feel compelled to take the other side of every argument just to make a point? Well stop it! Nothing is more exhausting for your co-workers than knowing you’re always ready to challenge them no matter what they say.

6. Yadda-yadda-yadda
Do you barge into cube after cube forcing one-way conversations on your innocent victims? If the only response you receive is, “Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh,” then they’re not interested in your blather. Now get back to work!

7. You gotta see the ba-a-aby!
Related to the yadda-yadda-yadda talker is the baby babbler who incessantly gushes about her children. Only family and close friends should be privy to details about every syllable uttered, step taken or diaper dirtied. It’s wonderful that you love your baby, but just don’t make it your only topic of conversation.

8. Mr. Un-Clean
Leaving dishes in the sink, old food in the fridge, food splattered inside the microwave and crumbs on the break table is a sure-fire way to annoy fellow workers. Clean up your act.

9. What’s that on your nose?
Do you constantly follow your boss around, laugh at all her jokes and drop her name in countless conversations? If so, then you are a suck-up. Working in an office does require a certain amount of “schmoozing” the boss, but you don’t have to tie yourself up in a pretzel to impress her while alienating everyone else in the office.

10. Big Mouth
Are your phone conversations loud enough to be from the speakerphone even though they’re not? Dial down the volume to keep the peace.

If you recognize yourself in any of these scenarios, be warned: It’s time to change your ways. Of course you can never please everyone, but healthy work relationships are necessary to properly perform your duties and for future advancement in the company. So get rid of some of your annoying habits and you’re sure to gain some new friends.

Castles in the Sand


Happy Sand Castle - Maui, HI : March 2003

Spam Attack!

Seems like my website has been invaded with another rush of spam comments. It really pisses me off. These people should be locked up, stripped naked, covered with honey as a jar of fire ants is poured on their body as they’re forced to watch Britney’s “Chaotic” show. Grr. Not only is it really annoying to get the comments on my posts, but it also uses up bandwidth as these guys are scanning my site and letting their little troll programs insert comments.

Luckily, it isn’t as bad as it could be since I use MT-Blacklist and MT-Close. Mt-close is a program that closes a specified number of posts from commenting, so when these jerk-offs search my archives and try to spam comment, they get a message that the post is closed. However, that means that anyone who tries to comment on an old post is not able to.

Yet they still get through, because I don’t have the time to invest in maintaining those closed comments, which means that the last 2 months or so are still at risk from being spam bombed.

Grr.

Jerks.

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So I’m here, up at 4am, with VH1 on as background music, when I hear R. Kelly’s latest song come on. Oh wait, is it even a song? Because it’s just him talking to a melody. Here’s a sample of the lyrics:

Rolls her in the bed
And start to snatchin’ her clothes off
I’m in the closet, like man, what the fuck is going on?
You’re not gonna believe it
But things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he act, I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said, ‘There’s a mystery going on
And I’m gonna solve it’
And I’m like, ‘God please, don’t let this man open this closet�

I was hoping that the song is merely a joke, but no, there are actually 5 songs in the ‘Stuck in the Closet’ series, which is a mini movie made by R. Kelly. Man, if you’re going to make a musical, sing, dammit! He’s brought us some great somgs, like ‘Ignition’, ‘I Can Believe I can Fly’ and ‘Sex in the Kitchen’. Ok, just kidding about that last one. Come on, R. Kelly, I know you can do better than this!

A Girl Geek Moment

I’m in a hotel room in Jackson, MS, watching the AFI tribute to to George Lucas. It’s fucking awesome, for a geeky gal like me. Say what you might about Eps 1-3, the original Star Wars movies were the best, and the bring back fond memories of my childhood.

It’s nice to watch the cast look back on their experiences and roast Lucas. Carrie Fisher’s was awesome, “If if it wasn’t you I slept with to get the part, who the hell was it?!?!”

There was a standing ovation for the original cast, C-3PO, R2D2, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Harrison Ford and Chewbacca as they stood on stage. Everyone was a little teary eyed, including Lucas….and me.

If you get a chance to watch it when it reruns, you should definitely check it out!