As you all know, I’m obsessed with celebrity news, because my life is boring and I have nothing better to do than keep track of what’s going on in their lives.

Kelly Clarkson Pregnant?

I swear I heard it on the radio this morning, but it was hard for me to find any information on it. Actually, I found none. Which leads me to believe that maybe it was just a cocaine induced dream. But hey, if you do find out later on that she’s knocked up, you heard it here first!

Bennifer is Official!

Looks like Jennifer Garner is the woman who finally tamed Ben Affleck. Reports say that they got married last weekend in the Caribbean. If you haven’t heard, she’s a couple months pregnant, so this probably has something to do with the quick nuptials. Did I spell that right? All I know is that I spelled it wrong for my cousin’s wedding program and, well, you know, it’s kind of embarrassing.

Angelina Jolie Pregnant?

Seems like every woman on the earth is pregnant except for me. I need to catch up.

With that said, the New York Post gossip column says that Angelina Jolie is also pregnant. I don’t know about that one, because she seems like she’d rather just adopt a dozen kids rather than stop her career to be pregnant for 9 months. Then again, she’s dating Brad Pitt, so why not have his children and create a race of super hot, amazingly beautiful sexually ambiguous children? Something tells me that even being bloated at nine months with hobbit’s feet Angie will still be incredibly stunning. Bitch.

Tom Cruise Must Be Stopped!

Seems like there’s some sort of online petition to boycott ‘War of the Worlds’. It’s addressed to Steven Spielberg and has a listing of grievances against Cruise.

We, the undersigned, wish to inform you that we are compelled to boycott your movie “War of the Worlds”. Our decision is based solely on the abhorrent behavior of Mr. Tom Cruise. We will not be spending our good money to support the ridiculous and potentially dangerous antics of this raving narcissist. Mr. Cruise’s actions and comments have been offensive and insulting when not downright laughable.

Sure, I think that Tommy’s fallen off the deep ends and may need a little time off, but that really won’t stop me from seeing his movie. I still think he’s a great actor and that Spielberg will still put out a quality movie. If you look at Tom’s resume of movies, it would be hard to argue that he hasn’t made good choices for movie roles.

Hmm…that’s all I have for you right now! I’m sure more will pop up soon!

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