…..and no, it’s not me.

A super big congratulations to my wonderful, awesome, beautiful friend Jen and her super cool husband Mike on the birth of her son Sam. It’s a little bit crazy thinking that she’s now a mother, but then again, she has mothered us for the last decade, and I know she’ll make a great mom. I can’t wait til she comes back so we can have a lot of festivities and I can teach her son naughty tricks.

Another big ‘welcome to the world’ goes to Alexander, the son of ex-coworker Sammy (not Aquaman - the original Sam). I offered him $50 if his baby was born on my birthday, but alas, little Alex waited a couple days later. Having another son is great, Sam, but next time have a girl. I want you to be tortured when she ends up being incredibly gorgeous and boys are knocking at your door to pick her up - boys that are just like you were. Congrats, friend!!!

Seems like everyone is either having a baby or in the process of it. My one cousin is due in a couple months, my ex-coworker also pregnant, and I just found out that my other cousin is pregnant. When oh when can I join this elite club of women who can eat whatever they want and forget what their feet look like? Don’t really know. When it happens, it happens. But the pressure is on!

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