Hottie Odds and Ends
Have I told you yet that I can’t stand Britney Spears, but her annoyingly catchy songs get stuck in my head and I can’t get rid of them?
Now I’ve got her annoying video ‘Everytime’ stuck in my head. Is it supposed to be deep? That her death resulted in a birth? She doesn’t get reincarnated into a tree slug? How evil the media is? The stresses she faces being in front of cameras all the time?
Yet it plays over and over in my head.
Why? Because that hunk of hunks, Stephen Dorff is in it. Who? Come on, you know him. Blade? S.F.W.? Forget it. He’s just hot. And he’s hot in this video. Though a little too tan for my taste. And that shirtless scene shows me that although his career has gone to the dogs since he’s starring in Britney videos, he still cares about his body. Stephen, I miss you. Please make a movie that I would pay to watch.
He kinda reminds me of another hottie, Christian Kane, who plays Lindsay on Angel. Yum Yum. Sucks that the show only has two episodes left! The WB is going down!
Troy will be premiering in a couple weeks, and it has several hotties - Brad Pitt, Eric Bana, and Orlando Bloom. Troy is one of my favorite stories from ancient times. But as excited as I am to see Brad in it, I hope they don’t focus on Achilles as much as they do in the ads. He wasn’t the battle of Troy. It was an immense cast of characters that made up that story. My biggest disappointment, my favorite character from all of Greek mythology isn’t even in the movie, though she was a princess of Troy - Cassandra, the woman who could see the future but whom no one would believe. Bastards. She’s a great character to throw in there! Just because they banished her to the temple doesn’t mean she can’t be in the movie!
OK….that’s my mini-hottie report for the month.
