Married Couples Share!
Posted on February 29th, 2004 by Yano
Conversation in the car today, as Britney Spears’ “Toxic” came on the radio.
Me: I hate to say it, but this song is catchy.
Dave: Yeah.
Me: But I’m so sick of Britney.
Dave: You have to admit, she’s hot!
Me: Yeah, but too bad she’s dumb.
Dave: If I met her, and she wanted to sleep with me, and I did, would you be upset?
Me: Um, DUH! Yeah I’d be upset! She’s so dirty!
Dave: Oh. Well, what if I hooked up with Jessica Alba? Would you be upset?
Me: Yeah, if you didn’t call me to share!
Dave: Whoo hoo! Good answer! Good answer!
A marriage made in Heaven!!!
I love it. You guys are the best!!!
Now have fun in Maui, ya hear? But be careful… IF ya know what I mean. hahaha
There should be an implied Jessica Alba clause in most marriages.
Ha ha! Good conversation - as long as you get your freebie too!