Another Reason to Hate Pledge Jones
The Bears suck.
Not as bad as they could have sucked yesterday, but they sucked nonetheless.
It was the opening game in the new ugly spaceship-in-a-colosseum monstrosity known as Soldier Field, in front of tens of thousands of fans, not to mention being on Monday Night Football, and they tanked. They were losing by two touchdowns in the first 5 minutes of the game! Sure, they had a spark later on in the second half, but still. Come on Shoop! Let’s get some better offensive plays! And me and my sisters could have been a better offensive line.
But the truth of it all, is that the Bears lost because of Pledge Jones. In this case, his brother. He was at Soldier Field, watching the game, and the bad Pledge Jones mojo is in his blood. Damn that Pledge Jones!!!
This doesn’t bode well for Chicago.
I believe that his brother might have scored tickets to the Cubs playoff game.
While I hate Pledge Jones as much as the next guy, I prefer to blame the presence of Paris Hilton. She has no purpose on this planet. I have no idea what Urlacher sees in her, unless he’s looking to take care of someone who will have alcoholic cirrhosis in a few years. “Getting to know each other”, my ass.