Dirty Joke of the Day
I love a good dirty joke. This has always been one of my favorites. It didn’t really occur to me until last weekend how funny some of my readers would find it, because of the subject matter. Read it, and you’ll see. You know who you are.
Three men had a very late night drinking Guinness. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they all met for an early pint, and compared notes about who was drunker the night before.
The first guy claims that he was the drunkest, saying, “I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks.”
The second guy said, “You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don’t even have insurance!”
The third guy proclaimed, “Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got into a big fight with the wife, knocked a candle over, and burned the whole house down!”
The room was silent for a moment. Then, the first guy spoke out again, “Listen, guys, I don’t think you understand… Chunks is my dog.”
If you gave names, it would make it even funnier. *evil grin*
LMAO! yah… that’s funny!
I started laughing as soon as I got to ‘blew chunks!’
LMAO
LMAO, too funny!
Hmmm… CHUNKS huh? aka APOLO baby????? =O Hehehehe…
Lea! Girl, where have you been? Apolo? I don’t know what you’re talking about…This is about Chunks the dog.
*evil grin*