Some of you may remember when my ex-coworker Sam (not Sammy Joe, but the one better known as Aquaman) guest posted on my blog and gave his account of how Redpac and I abused him by throwing a small jar of body butter at his balls. If not, you can
read what he says about it here.

My side of the story, however, is a little different. Redpac and I had gone ALL the way over to Buca di Beppo for lunch, and through the kindness of our hearts, remembered that Aquaman might be hungry so we got him some food. We brought it back to the office, and he was very grateful for the meal. Of course, being poor computer software technicians, we needed to get paid back for the money we spent for his lunch, plus extra for our labor. Because Buca is far, we were very tired - it's like a block from where we work! So food and labor came out to about $40 - a small fee for a feast brought right to him.

He protested, and didn't want to pay up. We were a bit annoyed that we did him this special favor and he didn't want to compensate us for all we went through. So we decided to give him a choice - pay up, or Yano throws a can of Campbell soup at your crotch. He complained, he whined, he yelled, he threw his hands up in the air...but Redpac and I stood firm. He took advantage of our kindness, and he needed to be punished.

Of course, we're not heartless, so after all his whining and crying we gave him another choice. It was the Campbell's soup or a can of body butter lotion. The soup was significantly heavier than the lotion. However, I would have one shot with the soup, and five with the body butter. He had to make a decision - if I used the soup there was a chance I would miss with my one shot and he wouldn't feel any pain. But if I hit my mark, boy, would that hurt. Or if I used the lotion, I may try three or four times, but it wasn't half as heavy as the soup.

He decided to go with the body butter.

...and as much as he says that I throw like a girl, my aim was off because I didn't want to hurt him too bad - he's lucky it wasn't Repac throwing it!

After three tries, I kind of hit my mark...I couldn't try for another one because I was starting to feel bad.

Aqua was a great sport about it all - I think it was the anticipation of the lotion hitting his crotch that was more painful than the actual hit!

Thanks to Redpac, we found the long lost video of the event for your enjoyment:

Yes...there was a time when we had too much free time at the office!

Posted by Yano at August 16, 2006 03:36 AM

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