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One day when I was at work I went into the bathroom and noticed that there was someone else already in there. The person was in the last stall, and they were pretty quiet. At first I thought it was a silent pooper (you know, the person that pretends not to exist when they hear someone walk into the bathroom as they're taking a dump). However, as I walked into my stall I hear her say, "Mmm...oh" then a second after that she silently whispered, "Oh no!" Then quickly after, she said in a louder shocked voice, "NO WAY!"
I was thinking, "Man, that must be one nasty dump. I wonder if she knows that someone else is in the bathroom with her? Should I ask her if she's ok?"
She continued on..."Wow!"
By then I was wondering what the hell was coming out of her to cause such a reaction.
Then I figured it out after what she said next, "I can't believe you said that. That's incredible!"
Duh. She was talking on a cell phone while she was in the stall. No magical, monstrous poop. Just a gal on the phone.
Boo...it was so much more interesting before I figured it out!
Posted by Yano at August 7, 2006 03:35 PMOh my, how funny.
Posted by: Trisha on August 7, 2006 06:19 PMi don't know why anyone would want to talk on the phone while sitting on the crapper. because then if you had to flush, you'd give it away. that's nasty. of course, when i'm talking to someone on the phone, i don't know if they're sitting on the toilet either... but then again i don't wanna know!
Posted by: daysies on August 8, 2006 09:51 AMYou should have done the turd burglar move on her. That's when someone shakes the stall door that the person is in. It startles the person so much that it robs them of taking a turd, making you a turd burglar.
Posted by: Karl on August 8, 2006 11:47 AM
