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June 21, 2006

I Thought I Was Awesome, But I Suck

So last Sunday I was heading over to my Dad's place for the day-after wedding party. Since it was Father's day, I decided to get an ice cream cake from Baskin Robbins. I stopped by the store by my place with little BenBen in tow and headed over to the cake freezer. I saw a wide variety of ice cream cakes, but none of them had any "Happy Father's Day" wording on them. So I picked out a nice cake with a cool blue border and brought it to the counter.

"Hi, can I get "Happy Father's Day" written on this cake?" I asked the guy at the counter.

The guy then started to look around behind him, in a bit of a panic. "Um, the lady who does the writing on the cakes has left for the day." He looked behind him again, and made eye contact with another guy who was working the drive thru who shrugged his shoulders. "I can do it for you, but I've never done it before. I don't think it'll be good." I looked around the store and it was just a bunch of guys. I doubted that any of them had good handwriting.

"I can just do it myself, just give me the icing. I've done it before..."

He looked at me with some relief and said, "Sure!" He went to the back and came back with a icing bag. I stood there thinking how I was going to amaze them with my cake decorating skills. My mother used to back cakes and decorate them all the time when I was a kid and I'd often help her, so how hard could it be to decorate an ice cream cake? These guys were in for a treat!

So I took the icing bag in my hands and started writing. The icing was very hard and not the buttercream icing I was used to. Also, the guys in the store, who had nothing better to do, gathered around and were watching intently. My hands were shaking. My letters were wobbly. After the word "Happy" my arm was already tired. There was no way I was going to make it through the whole thing! I looked to Ben, who was sitting in his carseat that I had placed on the floor for some strength and inspiration. No good. I decided to just put "Daddy Day" because I was late and my arm couldn't take anymore. The icing was still hard and I couldn't keep a smooth line. I was a failure!

I finally finished up and got out of there, ready to present my ice cream cake with shame to my family. They were all kind and didn't laugh too hard. Luckily, it was so hot that the cake was melting so it had to get eaten quickly. I didn't even have time to take a picture of my handiwork, but I've provided a sample of what it looked like.

I thought I was a master cake decorator.

I'm not!

*cries*

Posted by Yano at June 21, 2006 11:02 AM

Comments

i didn't even get to eat any of it... *waaaahhhh* =(

Posted by: bumblebootie on June 21, 2006 11:13 AM

me neither!!! :*(

Posted by: daysies on June 21, 2006 03:45 PM

Looks okay to me!

And it's the thought that counts and I'm sure your dad appreciated that you thought of him and endured the interest of the store employees to do it!

Posted by: Trisha on June 21, 2006 04:43 PM

Oh hunny - it looks fine! I bet your dad was just tickled that you had gotten him the cake, period. Always remember it really is the thought that counts.

Posted by: Lara on June 21, 2006 05:31 PM

Christine that's just fine! I mean, Father's Day with your father, your sisters and your new baby. As they used to say in the Breck shampoo commercials, "No More Tears!"

Posted by: SusanG on June 21, 2006 06:53 PM

lol - i guess that's why the other guys didn't attempt to even mess with the writing on the cake for ya.

Posted by: suki on June 21, 2006 09:39 PM

That is too funny..and in a good funny way! I love it! You're the best daughter any man would want! Too sweet!

Hey BenChris...howya doin'! Poop some more for Mommy! Hehe!

Posted by: Monica on June 22, 2006 06:42 AM

You know if you are worried about the handwriting, you could always blame it on Ben. I'm sure he'd take the heat for you. LOL

Hey it's the thought that counts. It looks great! :)

Posted by: Pridey on June 22, 2006 06:49 AM

I think it looks fine and what you lack in cake decorating you more than make up for by being a great mommy to Ben.

Posted by: Sue on June 22, 2006 08:56 AM

my sister took a picture of the cake, Christine, so check your e-mail... :D

Posted by: daysies on June 22, 2006 12:07 PM

Thanks for the encouragement, mah peeps!

Thanks for the email, Kat!

Posted by: Yano on June 23, 2006 12:02 AM


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