I was on lower Wacker last night, waiting for my bus to pass by. I had worked a little late to get some stuff done, so there weren't too many other people around.

I heard some talking behind me and laughing. I turned around to see what was going on, and I saw two men going up the stairway behind me.

"I was telling my friend that you were cute." one of them said.

"Um, thanks..." I said, and turned around, making sure that there were other people within eyeshot.

"So, do you have a big boyfriend or anything like that?" he asked me.

I turned around to speak to him, "Actually, I'm married..."

"Oh. OK, forget it then. Later." he said as he and his friend finished going up the stairs.

Um, hello? He's trying to hit on a big pregnant woman on the street?

Yeah baby, I still got it.

I'm a hot pregnant lady....that attracts homeless people.

Oh, did I forget to mention that he was homeless?

:-P

Posted by Yano at March 1, 2006 04:07 PM

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