Got this from Taki

A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.

What's the definition of a will? A dead giveaway.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

A backward poet writes inverse.

In a democracy, it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your count that votes.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but she broke it off.

If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blown-a-part.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

A calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

Posted by Yano at August 12, 2005 09:25 AM

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