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July 27, 2005

I Never

Really busy today, here's something from my 'when i don't have time to post' backlog....

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Got this one from Dizzy-Girl. Bold the ones you haven't done.

I’ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
I’ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
I’ve Never Crashed A Friend’s Car
I’ve Never Been To Japan

I’ve Never Been In A Taxi
I’ve Never Been In Love
I’ve Never Had Sex In a Public Place
I’ve Never Been Dumped
I’ve Never Done Cocaine
I’ve Never Shoplifted
I’ve Never Been Fired
I’ve Never Been In A Fist Fight
I’ve Never Had Group Intercourse

I’ve Never Snuck Out Of My Parent’s House
I’ve Never Been Tied Up
I’ve Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone
I’ve Never Been Arrested
I’ve Never Made Out With A Stranger
I’ve Never Stolen Something From My Job
I’ve Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square
I’ve Never Gone On A Blind Date

I’ve Never Lied To A Friend
I’ve Never Had A Crush On A Teacher or Professor
I’ve Never Celebrated Mardi Gras In New Orleans
I’ve Never Been To Europe

I’ve Never Skipped School
I’ve Never Slept With A Co-Worker
I’ve Never Cut Myself On Purpose
I’ve Never Had Sex At The Office
I’ve Never Been Married
I’ve Never Been Divorced
I’ve Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week
I’ve Never Posed Nude
I’ve Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them
I’ve Never Killed Anyone
I’ve Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner

I’ve Never Thrown Up In A Bar
I've Never Taken a Hallucinogenic Drug
I’ve Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire

I’ve Never Eaten Sushi
I’ve Never Been Snowboarding
I’ve Never Had Sex At A Friend’s House While They Were Throwing A Party
I’ve Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room

I’ve Never Flashed Anyone
I’ve Never Met Anyone From Online

Of course....there are stories to go with some of these which I don't have time to go over right now, so the things I have done have a 'but....' attached to them, but you'll just have to use your imagination. Remember, some of these I've taken quite literally, so it's not all that bad...

Posted by Yano at July 27, 2005 09:38 AM

Comments

Of course you know that all the guys at the office are trying to figure out which coworker it was. ;)

Posted by: Denizzy on July 27, 2005 04:46 PM

thats your story huh?!? i'm have to steal this one.

Posted by: Shannon on July 27, 2005 08:20 PM

thats your story huh?!? i'm have to steal this one.

Posted by: Shannon on July 27, 2005 08:20 PM

Oh come on now, Denizzy! You know when I said that "some of these I've taken quite literally" I was talking about that one!!! *wink*

Really, though, if ever I'm stuck for a subject for a post, I can just look back at this list!

Posted by: Yano on July 27, 2005 09:26 PM

Hey, I've slept with more than one gay guy, so there. ;)

Posted by: noelle on July 28, 2005 10:46 AM

Oh sure Miss Yano, try to get out of it now. ;)

Um, Noelle...that's a little bit more information than I need to know. Lol!

Posted by: Denizzy on July 28, 2005 04:50 PM

Yano..? This is a really awesome site!

Posted by: Nino on July 30, 2005 09:45 PM


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