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January 12, 2005

Facilities @ Work

Most of my co-workers have ranted about the bathrooms at work. I shall do the same here at

The other day we got a mass mailing that for to improve the cleanliness in the workplace, management has had Hand Sanitizer dispensers installed. WTF? I said to myself, "If a person is not going to wash his/her hands, is he/she going to use hand sanitizer?" One of those unanswered mysteries of Life.

Also, that must of had some retard install the plumbing in the building because sometimes you can be sitting down taking care of business and you get a little splash on you hiney. I didn't think they installed ba-days(sp?) in the US. Really what is happening is that when the women flush the toilet on their side there is a backlash on the men's side. Not at all plesant to think about.

Finally, I get deeply offended that every time I walk into the restroom the little air freshener goes off. When I walk in! WTF? Do I smell that bad?

In closing, my supervisor from Lexmark would occasionally send out an email called the "Poopie Survival Guide." If you would like a copy of it, send an email to:

For Sam. This is how the PIMP gets it done.

Posted by Master Foley at January 12, 2005 02:23 PM


You forgot to tell everyone where the 5th girl was off camera.

Posted by: Redpac on January 12, 2005 02:36 PM

Damn, I thought it was funny that you called yourself PIMP. Now I see that you got some skillz there homie.

It's bidet, btw.

Posted by: Sam on January 12, 2005 03:29 PM

many more young padiwan, many more.
ask Yano sometime

Posted by: Master Foley on January 12, 2005 03:39 PM

whenever you get a pimp hat, take a picture wearing it. THAT would be serious proof for all those non-believers out there.


Posted by: marie on January 12, 2005 08:50 PM

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