My co-worker, Emerpor Joe, was at SlashDot and learned about Yahoo's beta Video Search tool. Pretty cool thing functions just like Google's Image Search. You type in what you are looking for and it queries its database. Dave Chapelle's R. Kelly spoof videos and most of all the Ambiguously Gay Duo SNL clips are just a few examples of the power of this new search tool.
Now the Emperor is a huge geek and one day wants to build his own robot. He typed in "robots" and received stills of robots in various videos. He scrolled down and there was Johnny 5 from Short Circuit with a green doamahickey, ya know, a whatchmacallit, ok, ok, it's a dildo, attached to him.
*shrugs* I guess Johnny needed more input. Joe implemented the SafeSearch Filter and Johnny and his member disappeared. Doing my duty to the public be sure to have that filter enabled unless you are looking for porn on the Internet.
What am I saying? We all know what the Internet is used for, so disregard this Public Service Announcement.Posted by Master Foley at January 10, 2005 09:04 AM