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December 15, 2004

In the Inbox

Just wanted to post a concerned letter from a faithful reader pertaining to the 'looks like you're naked' current webcam shot:

"In other news, is your naked picture an indication of where your site is going? I heard yanowhatimean was going triple X, but I didnt think it would happen this fast. I figured you'd wait until readership began to dwindle and THEN hit it up. Thats the standard MO for stars like you, no? Is it for the money? True, there's big bucks out there in porno-land, but at what cost? Is it drugs? Tell me its not drugs."

Dear Concerned Reader,

The picture isn't naked, I'm wearing a sleeveless top. Contrary to rumors, YWIM is NOT going XXX any time soon. If I keep on losing money at Pokerstars, that may be an option, but not right now. When that time comes, I know of several people experienced with porn and prostitution who can help me along the right path, and of course, you'll be the first I call. Don't you worry your pretty almost shaved head about that. And it's not drugs, though once again, if ever I have the need I know where to get them - as well as all the Skoal Mint I could ask for.

Best wishes and happy holidays,
Yano

So the lesson here, people, is just because I look naked on the webcam doesn't mean I am.

Posted by Yano at December 15, 2004 11:58 PM

Comments

What? You're not naked? Damn! I was about to tell Rod that there are naughty pictures of you. Think about all the money you would make so you could afford to buy the factory that makes Starbuck's peppermint syrup and have an endless supply! Ok, I'm only kidding.

Posted by: Stan on December 16, 2004 02:58 AM

Haha, Did you see American's Top Model, that's how they do the beauty shots.

Posted by: Mona on December 18, 2004 03:22 AM

drats.. show us some leg.. show us some leg!! :)

yeah, cams can be deceiving.

Posted by: suki on December 19, 2004 04:01 AM


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