Introducing, the Hardee's Monster Burger. Spitting in the face of the carbless, superhealthy society that we live in today. When the rest of the country is out having carb free wraps and salads with fat free dressing, Hardee's understands that there are some of us who are trying to find the fastest way to clog our arteries while maximizing taste bud happiness.
Boasting two 1/3 pound slabs of Angus beef, three slices of cheese, four strips of bacon, special sauce and a buttered bun, this jewel has a whopping 107 grams of fat and rejoices in the 1460 calories that it puts into your body. I'd like to call it "Instant Heart Attack - But At Least You're Smiling When it Happens". And the best thing about it - it's only about $5. $7 if you want to throw in fries and make it a combo meal, which you KNOW what to do. Oh, and be sure to make that a DIET Coke.
Look at it. You know you want it.
God bless you, Hardees.
Take THAT, Jarod!Posted by Yano at November 18, 2004 12:38 PM