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November 17, 2004

Britney: The Lyrical Master!

Here is a poem that Britney Spears posted on her website about her honeymoon:

A honeymoon at last, to get away from it all My assistant Fe gave me the call.

I remember it well, as she was smilin'
She said it was called Turtle Island.

I packed my bags light and quick,
Then grabbed my pink dress & favorite lipstick.

We hopped on a plane and took our flight
I slept really well, all through the night.

As we arrive, I turn and look out the door,
People are greeting us right at the shore.

A meal, a shower and some ice cream
Then I threw my man down, you know what I mean!

Magical nights filled with stars
Silence is golden, no running cars.

Private dinners, romantic fires
Little piece of heaven, whatever your heart desires.

Friendly "hellos" and never goodbyes
When you're having fun, oh, how time flies!

As we sit and prepare to make our part
I thank you, Turtle Island, with all my heart!

Some crafty lyrical styin's she's got! Watch out, Dr. Dre, she could be your next protege!

Posted by Yano at November 17, 2004 02:42 PM

Comments

Oh ewww.... Yes but...

What were you doing reading it?

Ye'hv ruined mah day.

n/

Posted by: nlvp on November 17, 2004 02:41 PM

Lame ass white trash whore.

She better have held onto some of that money because her career is almost over. Watch for the playboy edition in 2007,.

Posted by: Redpac on November 17, 2004 03:57 PM

The guy on Sirus this morning was making crap of this too.

Posted by: Sue on November 17, 2004 05:30 PM

I don't know, Redpac. Playboy is a bit too classy for her. She's more like Penthouse 2007 or Girls Gone Wild: Celebrities Edtion.

Posted by: Luna on November 17, 2004 05:40 PM

Lame.

That's about all that comes to mind.

Posted by: April on November 17, 2004 05:55 PM

OHHH BROTHER!

Posted by: Pridey on November 17, 2004 06:02 PM

That is so deep!! She even gave you props!! "Then I threw my man down, yanowhatimean??"

Posted by: Marky Mark on November 17, 2004 09:04 PM

*gag*

Posted by: Denizzy on November 17, 2004 10:20 PM

finally something britney can actually do, she can rhyme!

LOL, no but seriously you have to give the girl credit she makes millions everyday.

she is successful, she knows how to work an audience.

look at the folks who are commenting on your blog, including me, to talk about the britney :) !

Posted by: maria on November 17, 2004 11:35 PM

Mark - I was wondering if anyone would catch that!

Anyway, I found it really funny, and just a little bit bizarre that she would write something like this because she knows she's going to be teased about it.. Oh well. She's happy. She's rich. What does she care if yanowhatimean makes fun of her!

Posted by: Yano on November 18, 2004 10:29 AM

I think Redpac is giving the girl too much credit.... My money says she does a Playboy spread by 2006. Hustler by 2009. Word.

Posted by: ex-work_Sam on November 18, 2004 11:01 AM


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