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January 12, 2004

It Brings All The Boys to the Yard

One of the biggest searches to my site is 'what does milkshake by kelis mean'? I had mentioned the song once before and everyone seems to be wondering what the hell Kelis is talking about.

So they end up here.

And find nothing to aid their quest.

Until today.

Today, I tell you, straight from Kelis, what the Milkshake is.

Brought to you by BET.com.

CaitGregs: what does "milkshake" mean in your song "Milkshake?" I love the song but I don't know what it means. People say all different things but I wanna know the real answer.

Kelis: "Milkshake" is just that thing that makes a woman stand out from everyone else. It's a thing that makes you sensual and warm and maternal. It could be about breasts but I don't have huge t*** so you gotta work with what you got.

And now you know!

Posted by Yano at January 12, 2004 07:57 PM

Comments

so let's say it's about her bootie... and the boys came to the yard. and they were like "it's better than yours"
what exactly is it that would she teach you? leg lifts? buttock pinches? i think there's more she's not telling us... *wonder*

Posted by: chris on January 12, 2004 11:11 PM

Thank you! I heard something about this on NPR a couple weeks ago and I was like, WTF? I honestly thought it was something else entirely. I won't describe for you what I thought it was. :-P

Posted by: Noelle on January 13, 2004 09:57 AM

LOLOLOL! Thanks for FINALLY clarifying the meaning of that song. It can have many conotations. Allthough I have to say something about that top she wears in the video.....
If it was any lower you would easily see her nipples. Don't jump up and down girl!

ttyl

Posted by: hannah on January 14, 2004 07:58 PM

I told you so, Hannah!!!

Posted by: Sharleen on January 14, 2004 08:44 PM

It's like the Female version of Nelly's "Pimp Juice". :)

Posted by: Bebe on January 18, 2004 04:10 PM

Hi, everyone! Like you, I'm dying to know the meaning of Kelis's song "Milkshake." I love it, it's terrific, the beat is fun & funky, yet sensual.


The video was almost pornographic though, lol. Still, not as bad as Christina's "Dirrty." I dunno...maybe she (Kelis) is referring to her boobs after all? You're right, the song definitely has connotations & they can only be sexual. I've always liked her since her hit "Caught Out There."

Posted by: mindy on January 22, 2004 05:39 PM

to all of those who iz wonderin what she means by.."i could teach you..." it's cuz she could teach women to flaunt themselves and to make themselves look more attractive...think about it and it'll make complete sense...next question...

Posted by: Resa on January 22, 2004 06:16 PM

well i kno 4 a fact milkshake implies 'giving head' lol

Posted by: anonymous on January 23, 2004 05:20 AM

its a pop song one of millions and they all are crappy. you can analize any song like that. she said milkshake big deal.it was all a trick to hype up her song and get all of us talking about it.song writers today cant write any more.
when there is nothing intellectual to talk about thier falesafe is sex.


Posted by: billy on January 27, 2004 10:07 PM

We all know what she is talking about. Giving head. I live in England and most people know what she is impling.

Kelis will never admit it, but thats the music business

Posted by: on January 28, 2004 02:27 AM

Milkshakes

Milkshakes

milkshakes

i have the ANswer.. Milkshake is really reffering to HEAD JOB?

why ?

because she said MY MILKSHAKE is Better than yours I Can TEACH YOU BUT I HAVE 2 CHARGE


IT CAN NOT POSSIBLY BE SINGING ABOUT HER BOOBS

SHE CAN'T TEACH YOU 2 HAVE BIG TITS

SHE TALKING ABOUT HEAD JOBS

IDIOTS

I CUM FROM AUSTRALIA AND BOY ENGLAND IS VERY SMART OF COMING IT UP B 4 ENY 1

Posted by: qwerty on January 31, 2004 05:12 AM

Milkshakes

Milkshakes

milkshakes

i have the ANswer.. Milkshake is really reffering to HEAD JOB?

why ?

because she said MY MILKSHAKE is Better than yours I Can TEACH YOU BUT I HAVE 2 CHARGE


IT CAN NOT POSSIBLY BE SINGING ABOUT HER BOOBS

SHE CAN'T TEACH YOU 2 HAVE BIG TITS

SHE TALKING ABOUT HEAD JOBS

IDIOTS

I CUM FROM AUSTRALIA AND BOY ENGLAND IS VERY SMART OF COMING IT UP B 4 ENY 1

Posted by: qwerty on January 31, 2004 05:14 AM

To all the ones that get the meaning of "milkshake" messed up,

Pesonally i think your all basically ignorant what you say it means something sexual, if you would read what the singer of the song says, she refers it to being the thing that attracts men/women to women, its the thing that makes women attractive. Ive heard diffrent meanings for the slang ''milkshake'' everything from head jobs, to putting a straw in a female genitalia and sucking. alot of these are completely way from the meaning. In some ways it deals with sexual mening but not in such explicit means.
thats all i have to say. if you would like to write me please e-mail at luckys_tattoos@yahoo.com

Posted by: Rev. Nicholas Bowton on January 31, 2004 06:15 PM

opps i meant Meaning not Mening\

Posted by: Rev. Nicholas Bowton on January 31, 2004 06:17 PM

i think this is all bullsh**!everyone needs to read what the singer wrote, its her song and her version of what milkshake means is her decision, everyone can think what they they want but if they dont read what the singer saysthen there ignorant.bye bye!!!@@@@

Posted by: Pete on January 31, 2004 06:22 PM

Umm well i agree with the head thing or something sexual. N the people who say "milkshake means what she said" ya right, like she would say, "o, its about giving head" or something like that, come on pleeease. N that thing about the straw in muh hole, SOUNDS FUN! LOL. well if you got nething to say email me or go to my website!

Posted by: Erin on February 2, 2004 12:34 PM

o, my email is either volleygirl53ej@yahoo.com or lilsinginqtej@yahoo.com .WHICHEVER YOU WANT!

Posted by: Erin on February 2, 2004 12:35 PM

milkshake does not mean sucking d**K
it mean if she cant work with the breast she can work with her ass but other than that fuck with the rest of yall say kelis is the best and krunkest of all the girl singers.

Posted by: Alvin Alridge aka aj on February 4, 2004 11:06 AM

Actually, there is an uncensored version of the song where she specifically refers to oral sex.

Posted by: Leeta on February 4, 2004 05:43 PM

Look i dunno what all the fuss is about Kelis is obviously talking about MILKSHAKES, in the literal sense. All the lyrics point to the obvious fact. Lets not try to attach some kind of sexual connotations to it! I think everyone is just a little sexually frustrated. All the guys and gals who think that it is about oral sex just need a little oral sex themselves. So lets enjoy it for what it truly is ....Milkshake! By the way they CUM in different FLAVOURS and sizes, sorta like soumething else I know!

Posted by: joe_the_hoe on February 5, 2004 12:40 AM

Who cares what it means? It's a catchy song. Either you like it or you don't. Spending your time analyzing the song is time wasted. I say just dance and have some fun instead of analyzing the song. It's going to go out of style like New Kids On The Block before you guys start livin life and havin fun. Whatever...I was just looking for the lyrics to the song and I got sent here so I'll shut up now...lol ~Peace, Love, and Hairgrease!

Posted by: Kim on February 9, 2004 01:39 PM

the song is quite pointless... it just got REALLY popular cuz it has a catchy tune

Posted by: Sarah on February 10, 2004 04:45 PM

shes nothing but a stupid nigger anyway, i wouldnt expect any better than crappy lyrics like that anyway.. you have to expect shit music like this from fucking niggers.

Posted by: matt on February 11, 2004 01:41 PM

i have the unsencored version and instead of milkshake she says pussy.

go figure.

Posted by: jozs on February 11, 2004 01:43 PM

www.urbandictionary.com

1) noun - A drink consisting of milk and Icecream.
2) slang - A woman's body and the way she carries it.

1) Chocolate flavored milkshakes taste so good, they really quinch my thirst.
2) Ahh shoot cuz, did you see that chick's milkshake? I mean, the way she was walking with that booty shakin' was so off the hizzy.

I can't believe I'm participating in this stupid threat but I too was curious about what "milkshake" meant. But instead of coming here and making assumptions, I just googled it. So there you go.

Posted by: Afruitbat on February 12, 2004 04:35 PM

thread, not threat.

Posted by: afruitbat on February 12, 2004 04:35 PM

holla ya i love sucking my own MILKSHAKE and i want to suck YERS

Posted by: holler on February 14, 2004 12:03 PM

From the Dictionary of Slang - Milk shake was US slang for breasts (earliest recorded usage - 1910) popular up to the 70s and obviously beyond. Like the UK version "Cream Jugs". Also bordens, dugs, feeding bottles, jujubes, milk bar, milk-bottles, milkers, milk factories, milk-shop, milky way, etc etc etc

Posted by: Poppster on February 15, 2004 03:51 AM

so what does it mean her sex?

Posted by: hahaha on February 17, 2004 04:44 PM

so what does it mean her sex?

Posted by: on February 17, 2004 04:44 PM

this is fucking stupid!!

Posted by: smartass on February 19, 2004 07:32 PM

Well....my friend said it meant "dick licking"
I mean:
My dick licking brings all the boys to the yard.
Their life it better then yours.
Damn right. It's better then yours.
Yano what I mean?

Posted by: Holly on February 21, 2004 01:15 PM

Well....my friend said it meant "dick licking"
I mean:
My dick licking brings all the boys to the yard.
Their life it better then yours.
Damn right. It's better then yours.
Yano what I mean?

Posted by: Holly on February 21, 2004 01:15 PM

Well....my friend said it meant "dick licking"
I mean:
My dick licking brings all the boys to the yard.
Their life it better then yours.
Damn right. It's better then yours.
Yano what I mean?

Posted by: Holly on February 21, 2004 01:15 PM

Just listen to better music and forget about this shit. Who cares what she meant by it; it was obviously obscene and the world would be better off without it.

Posted by: kissxit on February 22, 2004 10:11 AM

The song is about deep throat. Plain and simple. Think about it... "the way I wind" and in the video there are milkshakes splashing on people's faces. Those are the biggest hints.

Posted by: Stating the Obvious on February 23, 2004 02:42 PM

guys stop thinking so hard. It's easy

a milkshake is a
n : frothy drink of milk and flavoring and sometimes fruit or ice cream [syn: milk shake, shake]

watch the video. Look at the lyrics. Her milkshake is better than yours. She'll give you the recipe but not for free. Sheesh.

Posted by: plowcow on February 27, 2004 05:02 PM

geez people...........pay attention in english class, think symbolism! hmm milkshake?? i could teach you but id have to charge?? You cant tell me that when kelis says "You want me to teach the,
Techniques that freaks these boys" shes talking about drinks..... yes i know guys and they do get "freaked" over beverages. and how about this line "What the guys go crazy for,
They lose their minds, the way I whine" the way she whines eh? whining about what? yah thats what i thought..think about it people

Posted by: poopsicle on February 28, 2004 04:58 PM

ok... Interesting points, my guess was that it meant screwing a girl between the breasts... any thoughts?

Posted by: rravenn on March 2, 2004 07:36 PM

Milkshake means cum u idiots!!!!!!!!

Posted by: LILASH225 on March 3, 2004 01:50 PM

Milkshake means cum u idiots!!!!!!!!

Posted by: LILASH225 on March 3, 2004 01:50 PM

I THINK MILKSHAKE MEANS HEADJOBS AS WELL BECAUSE HOW CAN U TEACH SOME ONE HOW TO MAKE THERE BOOBS OR BUT BIGGER AND U HAVE TO PLAY SO THAT SHE CAN TEACH U?
TISK TISK

Posted by: HARRIET on March 3, 2004 07:31 PM

The four of us took a vote. And I won. Cause I said it was about boobs. And so did Kelis. So I won four dollars. Then I won four more dollars for knowing the correct pronunciation of Kelis. The end.

Posted by: Kevin on March 4, 2004 09:26 AM

I don't know, I was part of that bet. Kevin only won cause he knows how to use google and I don't. But also, I don't know how to read. Thanks for typing this, Mommy! Also, Mommy, what is giving head?

Posted by: Jdawg on March 4, 2004 09:29 AM

The whole reason that we had this bet was because I almost stepped in some crap that made my friend Jenny sing that song. So I hope the meaning of the song is not about blow jobs, cause I don't want to step in blow job crap. I'd rather step in crap from breasts if I had to step in crap at all, but overall, I would not like to step in any crap. That is why I always wear such high shoes.

Posted by: Sagari (not the real Sagari) on March 4, 2004 09:32 AM

It is true, Sagari almost stepped in a spilled milkshake. Then it is true that we had a bet. But the rest of it is all lies. Why do I hang out with such liars? I don't know.

Posted by: Molly on March 4, 2004 09:34 AM

I don't know, molly, I have seen Sagari wear some pretty high shoes at times. And I don't think she really would want to step in blow job crap.

Posted by: T.A.R. on March 4, 2004 10:20 AM

no you asses she is talking about sucking dick the real version says my " deep throat" brings all the boys to the yard a deep throated girl is a girl who can stick a dick all the way down her throat

Posted by: Candy Kane on March 5, 2004 04:28 PM

anyone who disagrees is a deep throated hoe herself the song is tight cuz i got it on my phone I'm just letiing ya'll know that's what she's talking about and the bitch who said we are sexually frustrated, hoe i get my pussy ate out by my fiance' you just mad cuz you can't eat it, anybody feel me?

Posted by: Candy Kane on March 5, 2004 04:37 PM

whatever it means it dont matter cos at the end of the day its sum clever shit that gets peeps ears on board and keeps em hyped by the fact no one knows what the hell it exactly means. but while shes got u all guessing and involved, shes shifting major units. cos she could of penned my body, looks, aura, titties,ass whatever but milkshake keeps em involved that little bit longer.

Posted by: XPL on March 6, 2004 09:33 PM

someone told me that she is a prostetute and the guys are paying her to drink the milk out of her boobs is this true

Posted by: sam on March 6, 2004 11:39 PM

Actually from what MTV says Milkshake is actually the allowed name. Her song was actually

"My blow job brings all the boys the yard" but because of the world being how it is they had to change it and Milkshake worked.

So milkshake is a blow job. Why else do you think she has to charge?

Posted by: Drew on March 9, 2004 07:59 AM

morons the lot of ye.


milkshakes. what are milkshakes?

http://www.heavy.com/martha/

Posted by: cstATMAN on March 13, 2004 03:54 PM

A milkshake has always been a blow job. that's what it is. she obviously gives good head! some girls definitely need to be taught...

Posted by: Jimmy Spirta on March 17, 2004 02:11 PM

ive been told that milkshake stands for blowjob so dont lie kelis u filthy little hoe

Posted by: chris rankin on March 19, 2004 12:39 AM

ive been told that milkshake stands for blowjob so dont lie kelis u filthy little hoe

Posted by: chris rankin on March 19, 2004 12:39 AM

I'LL SQUIRT MY MILKSHAKE ALL OVER HER FACE IF SHE WANTS! BUT I HAVE TO CHARGE. AND THEN I'LL POKE MY STRAW IN HER EYE! ....HAHA I HATE U SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!! HEY SERIOUSLY U GUYS WANNA KNOW WHAT IT MEANS...ITS WHEN U JIZ IN HER MOUTH N SHE FROTHS THAT SHIT AROUND LIKE A MILKSHAKE...ITS SIMPLE... BUT I HAVE TO CHARGE..DADA DA DA DA

Posted by: 747 on March 22, 2004 03:22 AM

I know every body said it ment what a prostitute does,i was like no yall boys just being dumb, i started not to like the song because i was starting to believe them.But now i know that it mean something good about you. ok bye

Posted by: on March 23, 2004 07:36 PM

from what im hearing some one said that she getting married to NAS.yall know what that means. HER MILKSHAKE

Posted by: on March 23, 2004 07:41 PM

hey yo wuts the dealio

sup me homedawgs

hi mom
i wuv you

shut up liz
i hate you

Posted by: roger on March 25, 2004 06:18 AM


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