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June 16, 2003

Camels and Snow Leopards Watch Out!

Seems like there was an email sent out about me, and I wasn't a recipient of it. What, is That Damn Jones scared of a little Asian girl? Why Jones, why? Luckily, a good soul had sent to me.

It's a fun little ditty about my ass. I'm honored. Though I'm wondering if I should be concerned that someone even took the trouble to make up a song about my ass.

Christine's J-Lo Ass by Wesley Willis

Christine's J-Lo Ass is excellent.
You are the best in the long run.
You really whoop a snow lepoard's ass.
Christine's J-Lo Ass really whoops a camel's ass.

CHRISTINE'S J-LO ASS!!!
CHRISTINE'S J-LO ASS!!!
CHRISTINE'S J-LO ASS!!!
CHRISTINE'S J-LO ASS!!!

You really whoop a snow lepoard's ass.
You really whoop a snow lepoard's ass.
You really whoop the horse's ass.
You can really jam harder like a magicist.

CHRISTINE'S J-LO ASS!!!
CHRISTINE'S J-LO ASS!!!
CHRISTINE'S J-LO ASS!!!
CHRISTINE'S J-LO ASS!!!

Christine's J-Lo Ass really whoops a camel's ass.
You can really jam harder like a magicist.
Christine's J-Lo Ass is very special to me.
Christine's J-Lo Ass really whoops a donkey's ass.

Rock over London,
Rock on Chicago.

The heartbeat of America - that's today's Chevrolet


Posted by Yano at June 16, 2003 03:02 PM

Comments

You know of Wesley Willis? He is Jeremy Wotherspoon's favorite.

Posted by: Tex on June 17, 2003 02:23 AM

you all need a hobbie?

Posted by: on October 7, 2003 06:45 AM

and some dick and some reefer and some good alcohol and the rest of ya some pussy. get tore -up and enjoy life and the many drugs they have

Posted by: on October 7, 2003 06:48 AM

christine is a nasty lesbo.who has multiple diease.and needs to be kicked in the face.dick is the best thing god created.j-hoes ass is the nastest thing i ever seen. it is not the nicest ass.its all fake.you all are corny ass mo -fo's. hopefully you all take my advice and fucked up.

Posted by: on October 7, 2003 06:56 AM

your gay this syte is just dumb why did you even make this is just talking bout peoples butts! instead of talking bout peoples butts just look at yours butt-head!!!!!!!

Posted by: Dominique Butts on February 7, 2004 10:12 PM

dude you can suck on your dick (if you have 1)

Posted by: loser on February 7, 2004 10:14 PM


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