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A couple things have happened the past couple days that I've been too lazy to post about...
Pornstar Good Looking
Only Dan can come up with something like this - "She's 'pornstar good looking'. You know, she's not beautiful, but she's not ugly. She's better than OK. Like the chicks in porn. She could be a pornstar with those looks."
Picking the Tux
Went to the mall with Dave to pick out a tux and add more stuff to the registry. Never got to the registry part because it took Dave almost 2 hours to pick out a tux. Should I be worried that it took my fiance a longer time to decide on a tux that it did for me to decide on a dress? (FYI - he still hasn't made a final pick yet)
More Adventures in Registering
Went back to Target yesterday to add more stuff to the registry. Once again, didn't get much accomplished because we got detoured in the Sporting Goods aisle. Because every wedded couple needs Sporting Goods! We saw the tent section, and since we had never been camping before (well, I went once in 2nd grade) we were enthralled, and WE JUST HAD TO GET A TENT. So we stood around for about half an hour, debating on if we needed a 4 person 1 room tent, or a 7 person 2 room tent, or the 8 person 3 room tent. We decided on getting the 1 room tent. Because, down deep inside, we knew we'd never use it.
More Embarrassment
The 'blue balls' episode from the other day wasn't my first embarrassment of the week. On Easter Sunday, I was in a hurry to get to church, because I overslept. (big surprise!) Anyway, it was a nice day outside so I wore my black open-toed shoes. When I was in line for communion, I noticed that I was walking with a limp. I look down, and I'M WEARING TWO DIFFERENT SHOES. And one had a higher heel than the other. So I bust out laughing at my dorkiness. And I whisper to Fatima, who is in line in front of me, 'My shoes don't match!' She looks down, and she busts laughing, too. So the whole time we're laughing. I can't believe I didn't notice that I was wearing two different shoes - sure, they were both black, but one had a fabric strap, and the other was elastic. And after church, Fatima and Claudine told EVERYONE. Oh well, I guess I deserved it!
OmG, Christine!! HaHaHa!! That's too funny!! I bet'cha God was laughing, too!!
Posted by: Marilyn on April 24, 2003 02:09 PMI have a feeling that God laughs at me often, Marilyn - he sees the dorky things I do when no one's around!
Posted by: yano on April 24, 2003 02:24 PMI was wondering when you were going to 'fess up to that.
You two registered for a tent? What the hell are you going to do with a tent? There's no internet connections in the woods. You couldn't survive for more than a day. =P
Posted by: Claudine on April 24, 2003 03:36 PMlol oh my gosh! Were you sleeping when you put your shoes on?
Posted by: Teri on April 24, 2003 04:49 PMso that's the story we were all waiting for? BWAHAHAHA! yeah, you still had sleep in your eyes, Christine. at least they were both black...
Posted by: Kathy on April 24, 2003 05:34 PMUh, Kat, they didn't even look similar....
Posted by: Claudine on April 24, 2003 07:49 PMHAHAHA! Your shoe story was hilarious!!! I burst out laughing when I read it! Hehehhee... good stuff!
Posted by: Lea on April 24, 2003 08:36 PMhehe... i was wondering when you were gonna tell that story. people who read my blog were wondering what i was talking about. hehehe...
Posted by: bumblebootie on April 24, 2003 09:17 PMtoo bad there weren't any pictures... or are you just hiding them from us? ;)
Posted by: Kathy on April 24, 2003 09:42 PMlol great story, brightened up my day.
Posted by: lisa on April 24, 2003 10:39 PMGood times with the wedding stuff huh? That pic you have up on your webcam is too cool. Harry Potter rocks! Mona bought me the DVD, I wonder if it will be there this weekend when I got home :)
I'll definitely be one of the freaks waiting in line for the book at midnight too.
Posted by: Raven on April 25, 2003 08:40 AM
