Back from vacation! Don't have much to say now, just a couple key phrases to sum up my weeklong vacation...it will mean nothing to you, but I guess you had to be there. It was lots of fun....most of the time!

Killjoy!, auto-locking "the club", dropping the kids off at the pool, the Harrison "hot spring" in a cage, rhodedendrons, full serve gas stations, rats at burger king, jumping off logs, chipped teeth, "hug the bear!", playing cards, sleeping on hardwood floors, whale watching in the gift shop, classic cars, skating movie & eating bugs, the Kings-Lakers series, brown mojitos, the Canadian-US exchange rate, rain at Whistler, the 'salmon enhancement program' - boot camp for sushi, bad luck birthmarks, Evette the Corvette, Wunderbars and Aeros, the "honour" roll, stray eyebrow hairs, homemade bubble tea, seaweed strips, Tony Hawks Canada level, "it's getting hot in here...", three ducks on the $20, leather gimp outfits & men on leashes, the Spice Girls & Alicia Silverstone, roots berets, scary shadows at Elsje Point, black squirrels, rolling offertory bread, exploding crab legs, parts of the body with three letters, "can you spare a square?", www.gaymart.com, the pocky van container, three sisters pond, pictures up Marilyn Monroe's dress, rats at Burger King, "eat the crab fat!", giant pocky's, make your own hotdog, the amazingly entertaining "The Ladies' Man", Kokonee beer, "eat the salmon, it's sockeye", Loft 6, missing and switched underwear, three and a half hours in Dallas, taste testing slurpees at Mack's, lines = lineups, parking lots = parkades, "I'll have an iced tea, no ice, with a cup of ice on the side", the quadruple shot americano, Fear Factor's beetles, tongue trick, pros and cons of the male thong, "Who's older, Christine or Claudine?", the Fluffer, wandering Jews, "blazing", the empty Vancouver airport, the tastiest barbeque skewers ever, fighting over the bill, dancing on stage, eh?