So the bachelorette thing yesterday was pretty fun...here's a couple things that I learned...

- Just because you get a stripper, doesn't mean he's going to be good looking, in shape, and not have a hairy ass
- Do NOT call your fiance when you're butt wasted
- Don't wear a skirt, if you do, wear nice underwear
- Stretch beforehand
- Bring a wad of dollar bills
- Don't be the designated driver - sure, it's fun to see everyone else wasted, but well...it's fun to be part of that clueless herd
- Just because you charmed your way into the VIP lounge, doesn't mean it's any fun in there. Boring people talking about themselves. After 5 minutes you're itching to be back out on the dance floor.
- Make friends with the bartender. They'll treat you well.
- I don't like techno. I'm a hip hop gal. I can take techno for about 10 minutes...then i just start standing around watching people dance
- Don't valet park your car on the night of the annual Midnight Bike Ride. Waiting for 5000 bikers to pass by can take some time.

Uh, I had more yesterday, but I forgot....So we started the night out at Excalibur, at the biggest bachelorette party this side of the Mississippi. 20 bahelorettes and their groups. 250 screaming women. I'm sure the guys at the club loved that. After that, we went to White Star. The crowd there wasn't as pretty as it used to be. Then we went back to Excalibur, and explored the club next door, formerly known as Aura, now it's Vision. It was OK. All in all, it was a fun night, getting to watch all the drunk people, and just acting dorky in general!