My Healthy Eating Campaign
Breakfast: 1/4 bag of Fritos Sabrositas
Pre-Lunch: 2 chocolate glazed donuts, 1 glass of 2% milk with ice
Lunch: 1 chocolate glazed donut, 1 glass of 2% milk with ice
Dinner: 2 pieces of fried chicken, rice

As I said, diet be damned. Who needs to be skinny anyway?