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September 06, 2002

Bally's Can Kiss My Big Fat JLo Ass

Bally's Can Kiss My Big Fat JLo Ass
Bally's Can Kiss My Big Fat JLo Ass

Well, the workout was much better than I had thought it would be. I was reluctant to go (as I am with any physical activity) but as soon as I changed into my tee, shorts and gym shoes, I was a changed woman. It was like Superman stepping out of the phone booth. I was Super WOrkout Girl, ready for a full workout, jumping around like nobody's business. It was a good workout, and I really enjoy the music there - a lot of old school dance and hip hop songs. It's like Club Gorilla Sports. I'm waiting for the disco ball to come down and the go-go dancers to come out in their cages. I'm also really intrigued with the belly dancing class that I saw taking place in the aerobics room. It looked really low impact, and I'm always willing to learn new forms of dance. Makes the whole thing fun. AND...they get to dance with scarves! Ohh...just imagining myself wiggling and hopping around with my frilly sparkly scarf of many colors. Whoo hoo! And if only I could find myself a hip hop dance class there. My life would be complete.

But then...(throw in the Law and Order music here (*dut* *dun*)) I had gone to the main desk when I came in and asked for a new membership card. I've lost mine, and I've been getting in by using my license. When I went to go pick it up afterwards, they said that my level of Bally's membership didn't include a membership to Gorilla Sports. Then they checked Dan's, and said the same thing. Although Gorilla is owned by Bally's, you need a super special membership to go to Gorilla, too. I asked him how much it was, and he said $70 a month. WHAT THE---!!! Grr... So, my main issue isn't this shady 'special membership' deal, it's the fact that Dan's been going there for the past 3 months, and they've scanned his card and let him in, same thing for me. They've been looking up our accounts, and we were none the wiser. It would have been ok if the first time we went there they turned us away because we didn't have the right memberships, but we've gotten a taste of the place. I want to take bellydancing lessons! So we're switching our workout days to Mondays and Wednesdays. They didn't stop us from coming in before. Chances are, they won't if we come in again. I'm going keep on going til they have my picture on the wall - 'DO NOT LET THIS GIRL IN THE BUILDING'. Damn....Bally's sucks! Just when I wanted to start getting healthy again, they try bringing me down. I might have to start looking for a Bally's that's in my area. It sucks, because Gorilla Sports is just around the corner.

So it was a nice surprise to come home and see Dave sitting on the couch. What a sweetheart. He came to surprise me and I wasn't even home. But it was a nice surprise, nonetheless! I made him watch ER with me, and I know I was being really annoying because I kept on asking questions. I wanted to see if he would break, but he was pretty cool and informative about everything. 'Have you ever had to intubate?' 'Does the ER get all their X-Rays and test results before everyone else?' 'How often is apropine used?' He answered all these questions and more. Pretty interesting stuff. It's good to have a doctor-to-be sitting with you when you watch ER. It's like pop-up ER.

So today, I've treated myself with the first Iced White Chocolate Mocha with soy from Starbucks that I've had in a month. Mmm...how I've missed it! But I can't really justify four bucks a day on coffee. So it's my treat for a good workout, and for not buying Starbucks in a month. Yum!

Damn....I talk a lot.

Posted by Yano at September 6, 2002 10:02 AM

Comments

Hi you are so sexy i love you alot.

With your fat ass.

Posted by: on March 11, 2003 10:43 AM

yo jlo i know you hot and you`re so
sexy,i like you

Posted by: icha on March 20, 2003 02:14 PM

I HEAR THAT YOU GOT 25POUNDS ON YOU

Posted by: on May 9, 2003 07:25 AM

j-lo got one of the fatest ass i have aver seen

Posted by: on May 19, 2003 09:35 AM

ya what up jlo i have the biggest best most greatest ass in da world and i would if u did the booty call fo dis fool lol

Posted by: hakim on June 4, 2003 09:49 PM

fuck you

Posted by: on June 26, 2003 09:12 AM

jlo send me a picture of your nice,big,fat ass

Posted by: jr on July 5, 2003 02:40 AM

jlo your ass is getting bigger and fatter are you trying to gain fat on your ass and your tummy?

Posted by: on July 5, 2003 06:46 AM

j-lo your ass is fatter and bigger this time are you going to be a fat person how big is yor FAT!! belly going to be like are you going to be SOOOOOOO!!!! FAT that you can't move is you ass going to be so large that it's not going to fit through doorways are you trying to be so heavy you are going to weigh 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 lb in the future you fat ass

Posted by: on July 5, 2003 06:58 AM

j-lo your ass is fatter and bigger this time are you going to be a fat person how big is yor FAT!! belly going to be like are you going to be SOOOOOOO!!!! FAT that you can't move is you ass going to be so large that it's not going to fit through doorways are you trying to be so heavy you are going to weigh 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 lb in the future you fat ass pig oink.latter fatty ass

Posted by: on July 5, 2003 06:59 AM

yo, jlo, i wish i could fuck ur pussy and ur fat ass.

Posted by: central quebec on August 27, 2003 06:51 PM

so ya going ta send me a pic?

Posted by: water on September 25, 2003 07:09 AM

i really enjoy hearing you sing well that all i wish we could meet some day

Posted by: on December 15, 2003 06:53 PM

hey jlo send me a pics of your phat ass!!

Posted by: Erik on December 18, 2003 11:52 AM

YOU UGLY

Posted by: on December 19, 2003 09:27 AM

YOU ARE A HO MUTHERFUCKER

Posted by: on December 19, 2003 09:28 AM

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU IS A HO

Posted by: on December 19, 2003 09:29 AM

everyone on this website is extremely immature you all sound like dorks but u know who is the biggest idiot the person who created this website

Posted by: angiemarsupersta* on December 31, 2003 07:15 PM

everyone on this website is extremely immature you all sound like dorks but u know who is the biggest idiot the person who created this website

Posted by: angiemarsupersta* on December 31, 2003 07:15 PM

everyone on this website is extremely immature you all sound like dorks but u know who is the biggest idiot the person who created this website

Posted by: angiemarsupersta* on December 31, 2003 07:15 PM

to the creater of this website:
how ignorant are you how could you support this. By the way fellas im not sending your immature asses a picture of my ass.

Posted by: angiemarsupasta* on December 31, 2003 07:18 PM

to the creater of this website:
how ignorant are you how could you support this. By the way fellas im not sending your immature asses a picture of my ass.

Posted by: angiemarsupasta* on December 31, 2003 07:18 PM

maybe if you get your fat ass off the computer chair and go work out maybe you wont have so much time on your hands by the way the gym is not stupid you are.

Posted by: angiemarsupersta* on December 31, 2003 07:21 PM

maybe if you get your fat ass off the computer chair and go work out maybe you wont have so much time on your hands by the way the gym is not stupid you are.

Posted by: angiemarsupersta* on December 31, 2003 07:21 PM

maybe if you get your fat ass off the computer chair and go work out maybe you wont have so much time on your hands by the way the gym is not stupid you are.

Posted by: angiemarsupersta* on December 31, 2003 07:21 PM

jlo looks way better than you

Posted by: on December 31, 2003 07:22 PM

to central quebic:
damn your mom taught you that poor boy no wonder your so miserable

Posted by: angiemarsupasta* on December 31, 2003 07:24 PM

you were molested by your mother

Posted by: on December 31, 2003 07:24 PM

to the creator of this website face it you dont haveA JLO ASS

Posted by: on December 31, 2003 07:26 PM

TO THE CREATOR JUST CUZ U LOOK LIKE BIG BIRD DOES NOT MEAN YOU GOT A JLO BOOTY HONEY

Posted by: ANGIEMARSUPASTA* on December 31, 2003 07:27 PM

TO THE CREATOR JUST CUZ U LOOK LIKE BIG BIRD DOES NOT MEAN YOU GOT A JLO BOOTY HONEY

Posted by: ANGIEMARSUPASTA* on December 31, 2003 07:27 PM

TO THE CREATOR JUST CUZ U LOOK LIKE BIG BIRD DOES NOT MEAN YOU GOT A JLO BOOTY HONEY

Posted by: ANGIEMARSUPASTA* on December 31, 2003 07:27 PM

nO HOe I DoNt kNoW wUt U mEaN

Posted by: ANGIEMARSUPASTA* on December 31, 2003 07:29 PM

HOW IS IT THAT EVERYONE THAT TALKED SHI* DIDNT LEAVE A NAME I BET BACK IN SCHOOL U WERE A LITTLE PUNK

Posted by: J.LO on December 31, 2003 07:32 PM

HOW IS IT THAT EVERYONE THAT TALKED SHI* DIDNT LEAVE A NAME I BET BACK IN SCHOOL U WERE A LITTLE PUNKS

Posted by: J.LO on December 31, 2003 07:32 PM

HOW IS IT THAT EVERYONE THAT TALKED SHI* DIDNT LEAVE A NAME I BET BACK IN SCHOOL U WERE A LITTLE PUNKS

Posted by: J.LO on December 31, 2003 07:32 PM

BY THE WAY HAPPY NEW YEARS

Posted by: J.LO on December 31, 2003 07:33 PM

Fuck you all and that fat ass J LO

Posted by: John Corcoran on January 25, 2004 11:31 PM

jlo hunny like to get behind that bam bam all i wanna do is zooma zoom zoom on ur boom boom

Posted by: gman on February 14, 2004 11:05 AM

SHOW JLO PUSSY

Posted by: on February 26, 2004 08:32 AM

My butt is already as big as Jlo's and I'm not even 14 years old yet.

Posted by: Teenage Jlo on June 22, 2004 04:21 PM

My butt is already as big as Jlo's and I'm not even 14 years old yet.

Posted by: Teenage Jlo on June 22, 2004 04:22 PM

jlo i love the ass ohh yeah one last thing what happened to ben

Posted by: jr & jesus on August 13, 2004 06:04 PM

I love those twins i wish i could just squeese them

Posted by: jr c on August 13, 2004 06:09 PM

nice ass

Posted by: on September 17, 2004 05:06 PM

Im from Austin,Texas and us down hear love your ass,and dont worry about them hatters because there mad cause you got something they want or dont got.

Posted by: kingPin on October 20, 2004 07:47 AM


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