So my cousin David is here from Florida. He's the greatest! He's an all round great kid, though sometimes quite a handful. But he's such a sweetie, you'll forgive him for anything he does. He's only 11, and he's an inch taller than me. When I was in Floriday last year, he was seriously at my shoulder. Man, it sucks having to look up to him.

So...as some of you might now, I KICK ASS at Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3. I have not yet found anyone that can beat me. So I need to find some way to entertain David...and he says that he loves to play Playstation. So I ask him, 'Have you played Tony Hawk?' and he says 'YEAH!!! I'm awesome!' And I said 'Yeah, sure you are. I can kick your ass.' And he says 'Nooooooooo....I'm really good, Ate Christine!'

So we play....and I kick his ass. 1,253,687 to 30,263. Of course, he complained throughout the whole game that I didn't have the cheats turned on...'How can I play without moon physics?' to which I replied, 'There's no cheating in this house, buddy! You gotta EARN your win!' So I gave him about 20 chances to take away my crown. Nope. He's got all week to practice. After that I was wondering, 'Should I have thrown a game, give him his eleven year-old pride back?' Then I thought 'Nah......he's already taller than me! It'll put him in his place!' I'm so mean.

Posted by Yano at September 7, 2002 04:47 PM