So I finally installed the webcam that came with my computer. I really have no idea what to do with the thing, because I don't chat with anyone that has a webcam. And it feels really weird to take a picture of yourself. I feel like a major loser, as you can tell in these pictures. But now, I can start up my internet porn webcam site. www.yano-nekkid.com And yeah...I'm just kidding...

Yesterday we had an awesome dinner in Chinatown, at this restaurant called 'Penang'. The food was ok, but as always, we had a great time and a lot of laughs. We discussed my upcoming wedding a lot, but a lot of it was just BS, since I don't have anything set in stone yet. We also discussed my dream of becoming an Olympic medalist. So far, the winter olympic sport where I would have a chance of winning is curling. When I brought up short track, they just laughed loudly. Then again, they've seen me skate, so they know I have no chance of winning a medal. However, for the summer olympics, there are a plethora of events that I can win my gold in. Shooting, archery, rowing, bowling, badminton, those are all things that I can do! Athens, here I come!

We also thought of what I'd do once I was married, if I'd stay at my job or if I'd do something else. I then came up with an amazing idea. I'm amazed that no one had thought of it before. It's what I'd like to call the At Home Liposuction Gift Kit. The liposuction part is comprised of a little vacuum, where you can suck out all of the unnecessary fat cells for various parts of your body. I've seen the Discovery Channel, it's not that hard! So then, you've got your fat in the fat container, right? Now comes the 'gift' part. With the fat extracted from your body, you can make scented soap to give as gifts! Yes! It's the ultimate in the 'Made by me, especially for you' way of thinking. I love you, have some soap made with my own body fat. They'll love you for it! So many great ideas I've gotten from 'Fight Club'!

I'm still sick. Yuck. Everyone says I sound funny. Hmph!

Posted by Yano at October 10, 2002 04:22 PM

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